Archive for the ‘Grumbling’ Category

Australians, if you’re travelling overseas,
wear one of these.

Monday, April 13th, 2026

As we are travelling this year, we have found that because we speak English, many people assume we are Americans. 

So due to ‘Donald Fuckwit’s’ erratic behaviour we need to very clearly and quickly point out that we aren’t Yanks and don’t support him. 

Equally, you could be an American, who doesn’t agree with the idiot, so you also need to flag your preference. 

The answer is simple, wear a badge, or anything that shows how you feel.  

If you want to live in a circus, elect a clown.

Monday, April 6th, 2026

It’s a sad indictment of Americans, that they have elected a clown, to turn their country into a circus.  

Tees, a great way to express an idea.

Sunday, February 15th, 2026

Around 2008 I discovered the fun of designing and printing my own T-Shirts.

I have made countless ones since then and still get a lot of pleasure from it.

Seeing your work in print has always been a tremendous reward for creative people.

One of the best parts about publishing them myself is that there are no clients or suits dictating what they should say or what they should look like.

Tees are worn by so many people, young and old, and can simply express an idea, sell a product or even tell a joke. 

Below are some of the Tees that I have made over the years.  

Christmas.

Covid.

Friends.

Melbourne.

Music.

Personal.

Political.

Product.

Religion.

Travel.

Enough said.

Thursday, September 25th, 2025

Look where Donald is now.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2025

We have been travelling again. 

This time is was a return trip to Granada to meet our newest granddaughter. 

On one of our trips into the centre we visited the Duck Shop. 

And look what we found. 

These shops are all over Spain, selling a huge variety of rubber duck bath toys, many have a contemporary theme. 

Apart from Granada, you can also find stores in Madrid, Barcelona, Valencia, Segovia and San Sebastián. 

We have often shopped here or in the Barcelona store to take gifts home. 

I certainly won’t be taking this Fascist Floaty back to Australia. 

Getting Australia back on track,
might well lead to a dead end.

Sunday, April 13th, 2025

I just couldn’t help myself.

Sunday, July 2nd, 2023

So many people around the world think it, I just had to visualise it.

This logo stands for nothing, just like the company.

Monday, June 26th, 2023

PwC or Price Waterhouse Cooper, is a company that is well known in financial circles.

But now it’s known nation-wide – for all the wrong reasons. 

I had heard of PwC but never been exposed to their corporate identity, until now.

However as this visual abhorrence keeps on featuring nightly in the news, I realised that there was a real connection between the logo and the company image – both are bad.

Below is a quote from the ABC’s business reporter, Daniel Ziffer, that really sums up just how rotten they are:

(PwC) “…..being involved in shaping secret government tax plans and then creating and selling a scheme to thwart them to multinational companies dubbed the ‘Dirty 30’.”

Now, in a last minute act of guilt, they have sold off all their government business for $1. 

Of course this doesn’t take into account the millions they have already made fraudulently.

PwC is a large company and I am sure they would have paid a respected design firm a good price for this logo disaster.

I can only speculate that the client got their way with the design and the designers just took the money and ran.

If I were them, I’m not sure what I would be more embarrassed about now.

The logo or the company it represents.

When a good idea gets compromised.

Saturday, May 27th, 2023

Supermarket trolleys have been around for quite some time.

The first one was invented in June 1937 by Sylvan Goldman, the owner of the Humpty Dumpty supermarket chain in Oklahoma, USA.

He simply took a folding wooden chair, attached wheels to the legs and a basket on the seat. He had already pioneered the idea of a self-serving store, so this was a natural progression.

Sylvan saw it as a way to get customers to purchase more, because they could carry more, on each trip to the store.

They were also seen to be of benefit to the customers, especially getting around the store and then to their vehicle or whatever form of transport they used to get home.

However now, because so many are abandoned, they are seen as nuisance.

And the supermarkets only have themselves to blame.

When some supermarket chains introduced the ‘pay to borrow’ concept the number of abandoned trolleys reduced dramatically.

The refundable $1 and $2 coins was enough incentive for people to return them to the racks. 

As is always the case, there were still lazy buggers who couldn’t be bothered and didn’t mind forfeiting their money. However this was counteracted by the people who couldn’t see the money go to waste. They were very happy to get some free cash and would willingly return other people’s trolleys, even if it meant a short walk back to the supermarket racks.

Then the supermarkets introduced plastic tokens, to replace the real money, and the entire system started to fall apart.

And they gave the tokens away. 

Now there was absolutely no incentive to return your trolley. Which is surprising, from the supermarket’s perspective, as a trolley can cost anywhere from $300, for a basic model, to $600 for a large child enabled one.

Some local councils put the onus of retrieving abandoned trolleys back onto the supermarkets. But this is just a bandaid and doesn’t take into account the inherent laziness of many people.

Apparently Coles are currently trialing the use of a QR code on their trolleys.

Firstly you have to download the app, then sign up to a Coles account. Once that is done you then have to scan the trolley and purchase a refundable digital token worth $2.

Once you have returned the trolley and rescanned the code again your money will be refunded.

So paying for a trolley has come full circle.

However this also has its downside.

With more and more personal data being compromised, just look at the Lattitude Financial debacle, people are unwilling to sign up to yet another scheme. 

Then there’s the fact that we still have a large group of ‘Boomers’ who just don’t get the digital age. They still visit a bank, carry cash and post letters to their friends.

They are being left out of so much and now the simple task of getting a trolley might yet be another example of contemporary life just abandoning them.

Why the supermarkets don’t just return to the old system of ‘cash for a trolley’ is beyond me.

Whatever happened to original architecture?

Wednesday, April 26th, 2023

In domestic architecture the ‘Hampton Style’ is popping up all over Australia, even in Hampton, here in Melbourne.

But it’s not from here. 

The current iteration comes from The Hamptons, on the East Coast of Long Island in New York.

Even this style was influenced by Colonial India.

The Indian Bungalow, known as a ‘Bangla’ originated in Bengal between the 1760s and 1850s and was developed to house British colonial officials.

This style was first introduced into Australia in the 1840s and became known as the ‘Queenslander’.

In the past, the United States had Frank Lloyd Wright (1867-1959) and Australia had Robin Boyd (1919-1971). However in the last 50 years, no one seems to have stepped up to leave their mark on domestic architecture.

I have always bitched about the lack of originality, especially in the US. 

However now we seem to have adopted their boring approach of just copying the past.