Jesus might save you but God writes
great headlines.

I have just received an email from my mate in Switzerland.

It’s one of those emails that you are meant to send on and brighten up someone’s day.

Well it not only brightened up my day, it made it.

Within it were a number of photos of church notice boards.

They usually give out the service times and a simple rallying message about praising the Lord and Jesus saving us all.

These ones go way beyond the expected and have taken notice board headlines to new heights.

Praise the Lord.

Staying in bed shouting, “Oh God” doesn’t constitute going to church.

St Cyril of Alexandria Catholic Church

God does not believe in atheists therefore atheists do not exist.

Palm heights Baptist Church

Forgive your enemies it messes with their heads.

Donelson View Baptist Church

Free coffee, everlasting life, yes membership has its privileges.

Goodwood United Church

Read the bible, it will scare the hell out of you.

Wyldwood Baptist Church

Walmart is not the only saving place.

Oak Grove Landmark Missionary Baptist Church

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Neighborhood Christian Centre

There are some questions that can’t be answered by Google.

Claude Presbyterian Church

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